BREAKING NEWS! We’ve just been sent word (via electric telegraph) that World Champion of Professional Wrestling, Matthew Cross has recently run into trouble from a recent stop in Burma.

After defeating Stanislaus Zbyszko 2-0, Cross has been met with resistance while trying to leave the country! We all know that Burma is under British Raj rule, which is quite suspicious given the ‘Imperial’ Robert Evans authority in the company. Could Mr. Evans be the one who made the order that’s kept the World Champion trapped in British India?

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